What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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